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i’m a little teapot
short and stout
heir ist mein handle
heir ist mein spout
when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout
open ze oven and take zem out!
I am a terrible person for laughing at that.
oh my god wat
I’ve reblogged this like 1345678900987546323345656 times, but it’s just so brilliant.

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